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It’s the annual members’ dinner for SHHAG – The Society for His & Hers Amateur Golfers – and you, all the other SHHAG members (or Shaggers as they like to be called) and all five Committee Members will be there. 

And this is an important year, because the SHHAG President, BOB “BUNKER” SANDBAGGER is resigning his presidency and announcing his successor… 

But will it be sexy SHHAG Secretary, BRYONY “BIRDIE” DOGLEG – who everyone knows was having a torrid affair with President “Bunker” – despite him being married to top SHHAG golfer and Society Treasurer, PRUDENCE PUTTER… 

But Prudence isn’t so pure herself, as some say she’s been seeing SHHAG Committee Member and former Golf Pro ACE MULLIGAN, behind her husband’s back…much to the fury of MAX CADDY, who not only has his eye on Prudence, but on the Golf Club too…as somewhere for his consortium to buy and develop as a site for his new Astronomy Theme Park: URANUS-LAND. 

All on the SHHAG Committee are desperate to take over as the Society’s new President, now that the old President is retiring, but who will outgoing President “Bunker” announce as his successor? 

This event proves that GOLF is no GAME – it can be MURDER! 

So join us and watch the BIRDIE – because there’s a murderer loose and we need YOUR help unmasking the criminal! 

So DROP YOUR CLUBS and GRAB YOUR BALLS to cheer, boo and clap a crew of golfers so bad it’s a crime – in the hilarious golfing comedy that is  

ABSOLUTE MURDER’s BELOW PAR!