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| Friday 31st July 2020 | Leasowe Castle Leasowe Road, CH46 3RF | Telephone 0151 606 9191 http://leasowecastle.com/ | Its Summer time and everyone is making hay while the sun shines.
However, at the offices of S.P.I.T. (Shakespeare Players International Troupe) Murder is in the air and the usual suspects are gathered to promote Sir Hugh Jardon’s latest Shakespearian masterpiece. Will Dame Judy Stench get the role of a lifetime (at last) or will Ophelia Mycock steal the show – again. One thing is certain, S.P.I.T. stage manager and former actor ‘Fitania Tux will rule proceedings with a rod of iron.
Will it be a case of All’s Well That End’s well? Or will there be a Comedy of Errors in the rural Hamlet? Is it all Much Ado About Nothing? Or just As You Like It?
One thing is certain, it will be an Absolute Murder of a night tonight!
""A Midsummer Nights Scream"" |
| Friday 30th October 2020 | Leasowe Castle Leasowe Road, CH46 3RF | Telephone 0151 606 9191 www.leasowecastle.com | Join Absolute Murder Movies as a member of the cast for their latest low-budget schlock-horror:
SCREAM IF YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST HALLOWEEN!
Meet American master of cut-price cinematic gore, Fick Golightly; the films writer, producer and director.
Meet the films leading mad, daytime TV-soap opera heartthrob of ‘Vets In Love’; RICK O’SHEA, starring in his first ever film role.
The film also features Rick’s real life fiancée, the glamorous and gorgeous ~TANIA DOWN….and Ricks OTHER fiancée, the delectable EMMA ROYD!
Neither Woman know s about Ricks affair with the other, let alone his double Marriage proposal – so be discreet, or sparks will be sure to fly!
You won’t be paid to appear in the movie – but your ticket buys you the chance to invest as a shareholder in a major Dick Golightly horror movie.
On top of all that – We’re inviting YOU to BE IN THE MOVIE AS AN EXTRA!
Because the meal is the setting for the final blood-soaked dramatic scene of Absolute Murder Movies: SCREAM IF YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST HALLOWEEN!
All the horror of Hollywood brought to you on a plate in Absolute Murder Movies:
SCREAM IF YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST HALLOWEEN!
A Dick Golightly production.
"Scream If You Know What You Did Last Halloween" |
| Friday 4th December 2020 | Leasowe Castle Leasowe Road, CH46 3RF | Telephone 0151 606 9191 http://leasowecastle.com/ | ABSOLUTE MURDER INVITES YOU TO PUT ON YOUR BASQUES, SUSPENDERS AND YOUR HIGHEST HEELS…..AND THAT’S JUST THE MEN! JOIN IN A HILARIOUS EVENING OF SINGING, DANCING, LAUGHTER, MURDER AND MAYHEM!
FRANK AND HIS GLAMOROUS ASSISTANT PURPLE ARE BUILDING THE PERFECT HUMAN UP IN THE LAB – ALL THEY ARE MISSING IS A COUPLE OF BODY PARTS. THE ARRIVAL OF ALL AMERICAN COUPLE BRAT AND JANET MIGHT JUST BE WHAT THEY WERE LOOKING FOR – BUT IS ALL WHAT IT SEEMS?
SO GET DRESSED TO KILL (LITERALLY), TRY YOUR HAND AT THE TIME WARP AND FOLLOW THE ADVENTURES OF OUR FROCKY HORROR CHUMS AS THEY PROVE IT REALLY IS THE “PELVIC THRUST THAT DRIVES YOU INSANE!”
""The Frocky Horror Show"" |
| Friday 18th December 2020 | Leasowe Castle Leasowe Road, CH46 3RF | Telephone 0151 606 9191 http://leasowecastle.com/ | IT’S THE TENTH ANNIVERSARY DINNER OF C.R.A.P. – THE CIVIC REGIONAL AMATEUR PANTOMIME SOCIETY AND ALL THE OLD FAVOURITES ARE HERE AND THEY’RE ALL DESPERATE TO TAKE OVER AS THE SOCIETY’S NEW PRESIDENT NOW THAT THE OLD PRESIDENT IS RETIRING.
WHO WILL OUTGOING PRESIDENT SEYMOUR BUTT ANNOUNCE AS HIS SUCCESSOR?
WILL IT BE DAVE DAME THE PANTOMIME DAME? WILL IT BE THIGH SLAPPING PRINCIPAL BOY TRISHA TOMBY? OR THE CHILDRENS FAVOURITE VILLAIN DICK TRIK? OR MAYBE DAD’S FAVOURITE LEADING LADY BELLA BALL?
THIS IS ONE EVENT THAT WILL PROVE THAT PANTOMIME CAN BE MURDER! SO JOIN US AND LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU! BECAUSE THERE’S A MURDERER LOOSE AND WE NEED YOUR HELP UNMASKING THE CRIMINAL…ALL TOGETHER NOW…OH YES WE WILL!!
SO GRAB YOUR SILLY HATS AND GET READY TO CHEER, BOO AND CLAP THE CAST IN THE HILARIOUS FESTIVE COMEDY THAT IS
THE ANNUAL ABSOLUTE MURDER PANTOCRIME!
"Pantocrime" |
| Saturday 19th December 2020 | Leasowe Castle Leasowe Road, CH46 3RF | Telephone 0151 606 9191 http://leasowecastle.com/ | IT’S THE TENTH ANNIVERSARY DINNER OF C.R.A.P. – THE CIVIC REGIONAL AMATEUR PANTOMIME SOCIETY AND ALL THE OLD FAVOURITES ARE HERE AND THEY’RE ALL DESPERATE TO TAKE OVER AS THE SOCIETY’S NEW PRESIDENT NOW THAT THE OLD PRESIDENT IS RETIRING.
WHO WILL OUTGOING PRESIDENT SEYMOUR BUTT ANNOUNCE AS HIS SUCCESSOR?
WILL IT BE DAVE DAME THE PANTOMIME DAME? WILL IT BE THIGH SLAPPING PRINCIPAL BOY TRISHA TOMBY? OR THE CHILDRENS FAVOURITE VILLAIN DICK TRIK? OR MAYBE DAD’S FAVOURITE LEADING LADY BELLA BALL?
THIS IS ONE EVENT THAT WILL PROVE THAT PANTOMIME CAN BE MURDER! SO JOIN US AND LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU! BECAUSE THERE’S A MURDERER LOOSE AND WE NEED YOUR HELP UNMASKING THE CRIMINAL…ALL TOGETHER NOW…OH YES WE WILL!!
SO GRAB YOUR SILLY HATS AND GET READY TO CHEER, BOO AND CLAP THE CAST IN THE HILARIOUS FESTIVE COMEDY THAT IS
THE ANNUAL ABSOLUTE MURDER PANTOCRIME!
"Pantocrime" |
| Friday 29th January 2021 | Leasowe Castle Leasowe Road, CH46 3RF | Telephone 0151 606 9191 www.leasowecastle.com | Absolute Murder presents a tale of intrigue, violence and utter mayhem (with a lot of really bad accents).
‘The Sneaky Blighters’ have arrived to toast their success at taking over a large betting ring and having made a killing at the local racecourse.
Leader of the gang, ‘Thomas Shelfish’ has big news that may upset Sister ‘Molly Grayish’ but it’s big Brother, Psychotic ‘Arthur Shelfish’ who he will need to convince and then there is the love of his life, Wife Gracie Shelfish who has doubts about Thomas’ plans. Hot on their heels is Police Chief Inspector Chester Campbell-Soup who has a score to settle with the Shelfish’s.
Get ready to party like it’s 1920 and dance till the cows come home just make sure not to upset Arthur as it’s likely to end in tears, as Absolute Murder bring you their take on the hit TV series.
""Sneaky Blighters"" |