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Friday 31st January 2020Leasowe Castle
Leasowe Road, CH46 3RF
Telephone 0151 606 9191
http://leasowecastle.com/
Hold onto your fedora’s and lock up your Daughters! Sam Valentine is on the warpath… You see, Sam’s Lady, the lovely Lips Viagra has only gone and got herself pregnant! But Sam’s been ‘away’ for the last nine months at the states pleasure so is he or isn’t he the Father? Could it be Sam’s long time friend, now fierce enemy Mike Raphone? And why is Mike’s Sister, Ma (the Butchers Daughter) Raphone so keen on dishing the dirt? When the truth comes out someone may well be ‘sleeping with the fish course’ and it may be...

"Sam Valentine's Mealtime Massacre"
Saturday 11th April 2020The Holiday Inn Leeds-Bradford
The Pastures Tong Lane Bradford BD4 0RP
Telephone 0113 285 4646
www.ihg.com
"There can be too much of a good thing (chocolate that is) and the proof of the pudding is here where that great Director of (questionable) note: ‘Ridley Swot’ is celebrating the life of his recently departed twin Brother ‘Iain’ as well as announcing his latest blockbuster starring his Russian Star ‘Ivana You’ and introducing his own Wife Toots Mabreast in her first leading role. Who will survive dessert?
Who will get the swiss role of a lifetime?
Will it be a Marathon romp, or will they be snickered before they begin?
One thing is for sure, It will be Absolute Murder after the after eight mints are served! as it could be...

"Death By Chocolate"
Friday 24th April 2020Leasowe Castle
Leasowe Road, CH46 3RF
Telephone 0151 606 9191
http://leasowecastle.com/
( Being An Agatha Christie Fan Can Be Murder ) You are invited to the world renowned annual Collective Agatha Christie Awards Ceremony, or AC-AC-AC for short. Join the world's greatest fans of England's greatest murder mystery writer as they meet to honour the greatest sleuth amongst them. This year's meeting is much more serious, for AC-AC-AC chairwoman, the great Russian Agatha Christie nut, Ivona Mantakizanhug, was murdered last week. Now the coveted AC-AC-AC super sleuth prize is on offer to whoever can solve this all too real and particularly gruesome crime! Join the fun and meet France's foremost amateur detective, Hercule Parrot, and his arch English rival, Ms Jane Marbles. Also here tonight are the newly appointed AC-AC-AC chairman, the renowned German detective, Claus Trapp and the brilliant American detective Charlotte Angel. Come and join the party and discover that...being An Agatha Christie Fan Can Be MURDER!

""Death Or Denial""
Saturday 25th April 2020Halliwell Johnes Stadium
Mike Gregory Way, Warrington WA2 7NE
Telephone 01925 248885
http://www.halliwelljonesstadium.co.uk/
Mafia Murder and Mayhem Da Boss, Gary Baldi, just invited ya’ to his place for dinner! You'd better come, not packin’ any heat and wear your best gangster suit, make sure your lady comes too! only, ya’ better make sure she's dressed in her best Charleston dress! And if ya’ really wanna’ push the boat out, then the guys can wear the dress!!

""A Meal With The Mob""
Friday 31st July 2020Leasowe Castle
Leasowe Road, CH46 3RF
Telephone 0151 606 9191
http://leasowecastle.com/
Its Summer time and everyone is making hay while the sun shines. However, at the offices of S.P.I.T. (Shakespeare Players International Troupe) Murder is in the air and the usual suspects are gathered to promote Sir Hugh Jardon’s latest Shakespearian masterpiece. Will Dame Judy Stench get the role of a lifetime (at last) or will Ophelia Mycock steal the show – again. One thing is certain, S.P.I.T. stage manager and former actor ‘Fitania Tux will rule proceedings with a rod of iron. Will it be a case of All’s Well That End’s well? Or will there be a Comedy of Errors in the rural Hamlet? Is it all Much Ado About Nothing? Or just As You Like It? One thing is certain, it will be an Absolute Murder of a night tonight!

""A Midsummer Nights Scream""
Friday 30th October 2020Leasowe Castle
Leasowe Road, CH46 3RF
Telephone 0151 606 9191
www.leasowecastle.com
Join Absolute Murder Movies as a member of the cast for their latest low-budget schlock-horror: SCREAM IF YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST HALLOWEEN! Meet American master of cut-price cinematic gore, Fick Golightly; the films writer, producer and director. Meet the films leading mad, daytime TV-soap opera heartthrob of ‘Vets In Love’; RICK O’SHEA, starring in his first ever film role. The film also features Rick’s real life fiancée, the glamorous and gorgeous ~TANIA DOWN….and Ricks OTHER fiancée, the delectable EMMA ROYD! Neither Woman know s about Ricks affair with the other, let alone his double Marriage proposal – so be discreet, or sparks will be sure to fly! You won’t be paid to appear in the movie – but your ticket buys you the chance to invest as a shareholder in a major Dick Golightly horror movie. On top of all that – We’re inviting YOU to BE IN THE MOVIE AS AN EXTRA! Because the meal is the setting for the final blood-soaked dramatic scene of Absolute Murder Movies: SCREAM IF YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST HALLOWEEN! All the horror of Hollywood brought to you on a plate in Absolute Murder Movies: SCREAM IF YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST HALLOWEEN! A Dick Golightly production.

"Scream If You Know What You Did Last Halloween"
Friday 4th December 2020Leasowe Castle
Leasowe Road, CH46 3RF
Telephone 0151 606 9191
http://leasowecastle.com/
ABSOLUTE MURDER INVITES YOU TO PUT ON YOUR BASQUES, SUSPENDERS AND YOUR HIGHEST HEELS…..AND THAT’S JUST THE MEN! JOIN IN A HILARIOUS EVENING OF SINGING, DANCING, LAUGHTER, MURDER AND MAYHEM! FRANK AND HIS GLAMOROUS ASSISTANT PURPLE ARE BUILDING THE PERFECT HUMAN UP IN THE LAB – ALL THEY ARE MISSING IS A COUPLE OF BODY PARTS. THE ARRIVAL OF ALL AMERICAN COUPLE BRAT AND JANET MIGHT JUST BE WHAT THEY WERE LOOKING FOR – BUT IS ALL WHAT IT SEEMS? SO GET DRESSED TO KILL (LITERALLY), TRY YOUR HAND AT THE TIME WARP AND FOLLOW THE ADVENTURES OF OUR FROCKY HORROR CHUMS AS THEY PROVE IT REALLY IS THE “PELVIC THRUST THAT DRIVES YOU INSANE!”

""The Frocky Horror Show""
Friday 18th December 2020Leasowe Castle
Leasowe Road, CH46 3RF
Telephone 0151 606 9191
http://leasowecastle.com/
IT’S THE TENTH ANNIVERSARY DINNER OF C.R.A.P. – THE CIVIC REGIONAL AMATEUR PANTOMIME SOCIETY AND ALL THE OLD FAVOURITES ARE HERE AND THEY’RE ALL DESPERATE TO TAKE OVER AS THE SOCIETY’S NEW PRESIDENT NOW THAT THE OLD PRESIDENT IS RETIRING. WHO WILL OUTGOING PRESIDENT SEYMOUR BUTT ANNOUNCE AS HIS SUCCESSOR? WILL IT BE DAVE DAME THE PANTOMIME DAME? WILL IT BE THIGH SLAPPING PRINCIPAL BOY TRISHA TOMBY? OR THE CHILDRENS FAVOURITE VILLAIN DICK TRIK? OR MAYBE DAD’S FAVOURITE LEADING LADY BELLA BALL? THIS IS ONE EVENT THAT WILL PROVE THAT PANTOMIME CAN BE MURDER! SO JOIN US AND LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU! BECAUSE THERE’S A MURDERER LOOSE AND WE NEED YOUR HELP UNMASKING THE CRIMINAL…ALL TOGETHER NOW…OH YES WE WILL!! SO GRAB YOUR SILLY HATS AND GET READY TO CHEER, BOO AND CLAP THE CAST IN THE HILARIOUS FESTIVE COMEDY THAT IS THE ANNUAL ABSOLUTE MURDER PANTOCRIME!

"Pantocrime"
Saturday 19th December 2020Leasowe Castle
Leasowe Road, CH46 3RF
Telephone 0151 606 9191
http://leasowecastle.com/
IT’S THE TENTH ANNIVERSARY DINNER OF C.R.A.P. – THE CIVIC REGIONAL AMATEUR PANTOMIME SOCIETY AND ALL THE OLD FAVOURITES ARE HERE AND THEY’RE ALL DESPERATE TO TAKE OVER AS THE SOCIETY’S NEW PRESIDENT NOW THAT THE OLD PRESIDENT IS RETIRING. WHO WILL OUTGOING PRESIDENT SEYMOUR BUTT ANNOUNCE AS HIS SUCCESSOR? WILL IT BE DAVE DAME THE PANTOMIME DAME? WILL IT BE THIGH SLAPPING PRINCIPAL BOY TRISHA TOMBY? OR THE CHILDRENS FAVOURITE VILLAIN DICK TRIK? OR MAYBE DAD’S FAVOURITE LEADING LADY BELLA BALL? THIS IS ONE EVENT THAT WILL PROVE THAT PANTOMIME CAN BE MURDER! SO JOIN US AND LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU! BECAUSE THERE’S A MURDERER LOOSE AND WE NEED YOUR HELP UNMASKING THE CRIMINAL…ALL TOGETHER NOW…OH YES WE WILL!! SO GRAB YOUR SILLY HATS AND GET READY TO CHEER, BOO AND CLAP THE CAST IN THE HILARIOUS FESTIVE COMEDY THAT IS THE ANNUAL ABSOLUTE MURDER PANTOCRIME!

"Pantocrime"
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